That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
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In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
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Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
And my parents said I crawled through the house
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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