I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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