we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
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I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
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I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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