I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think i scared a bird with my dick
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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