he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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