I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
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I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
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He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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