he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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