Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
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we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
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For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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