you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
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