Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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