He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
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