One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
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She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
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then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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