Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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