Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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