Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
This is classic penis vs brain.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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