better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
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He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
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My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
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I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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