just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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