the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
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Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
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This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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