WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
He passed out mid-signature
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
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I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
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So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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