Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
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dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
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I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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