I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
and she was petting her beer can
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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