Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
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Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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