So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
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The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
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I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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