I want to have your abortion
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
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I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
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So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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