Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
You can't just leave with hair like that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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