What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
please come you make the beer taste better
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize
