I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
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Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
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The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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