My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
You ate ashes out of my bong
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