Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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