i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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