So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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