Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
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i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
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The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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