So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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