You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
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