ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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