girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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