found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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