I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
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I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
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You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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