yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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