we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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