Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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