I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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