If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
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