Pregnant stripper...not hot.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
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The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
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I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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