smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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