Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
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That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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