So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
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He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
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you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
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