Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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