Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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