Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
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my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
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