I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I just gargled with NyQuil
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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