There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
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I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
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Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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