just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
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I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
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I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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