my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
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totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
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Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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