some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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